Ndinagula nkhungu za buledi kumsika wa utitiri, ndipo moyo wanga - ndi masangweji - sizinakhale zofanana kuyambira pamenepo.
Takulandilani ku Buy This, khitchini ndi zopezeka kunyumba zomwe zimakondweretsa olemba a Eater ndi akatswiri amakampani.
Miyezi ingapo yapitayo, ndinali kuyang'ana mumsika wanjanji wa Lambertville, New Jersey, kufunafuna kansalu koyenera, pamene ndinawona zombo ziwiri za roketi zasiliva zopindika zitaima chilili patebulo.Mwamuna amene anakhala patebulo anaona kudodometsedwa kwanga ndipo anandiuza mwachindunji kuti: “Tchubu la mkate.”“Ndalama zisanu aliyense.”Kaya chifukwa cha chinsinsi cha munthuyo, kapena chifukwa cha chinsinsi cha mapaipi, ndinadziwa kuti ndikufunikira.Pambuyo pake nditapeza mnzanga, ndinatenga kugula kwanga kwatsopano ndipo ndinati, "Tchubu la mkate."
Kodi chubu la mkate ndi chiyani?Osasokonezedwa ndi Breadtube, gulu lakumanzere la pa intaneti lolimbikitsidwa ndi chiwonetsero cha anarcho-communist cha Peter Kropotkin "Kupambana Mkate".Breadtube ndi zomwe dzina likunena: chubu chomwe mumagwiritsa ntchito kuphika mkate wanu.Zopezeka m'mitundu isanu yokongoletsera - duwa, masikweya, mtima, scallop ndi nyenyezi - ndodo ya mkate ndi mkate womwe umapanga zili ngati kuponya phwando la sangweji: zowoneka bwino, zodabwitsa, ndipo ngati mumasewera bwino, ndizokoma..
The Pampered Chef, kampani yomwe inkapanga buledi chakumapeto kwa zaka za m’ma 90, inawalengeza m’kabuku kotsatira: “Sinthani mtanda wanu wanthawi zonse woziziritsa mkate ukhale wosangalatsa komanso wosangalatsa wa madengu osangalatsa a buledi, zokometsera, zokometsera ndi zokometsera.”Zinthu zomwe ndimakonda.Koma si zokhazo: “Chubu la buledi litha kugwiritsidwa ntchito ngati chodulira tchizi, charcuterie kapena mtanda wa makeke.Gwirizanitsani mawonekedwe a nyama ndi tchizi ndi mkate womwe mumapanga mu chubu!Chithunzichi sichinali choopsa., koma mwamsanga ndinachita chidwi ndi lingaliro la ma toast toast.$ 10 pachinthu chanzeru kwambiri ndikuba.
Kabukuka kamene kanabwera ndi chubu la buledi lalemba "chilled baguette mtanda" monga chophatikizira chachikulu cha maphikidwe asanu mwa maphikidwe a buledi asanu, kotero (pokhapokha mutakhala ndi mtanda wa baguette) muyenera kupeza njira yogwiritsira ntchito chubu chofunika kwambiri.chopangira.kuphika chidebe.Ndapeza kuti njira yosavuta ya masangweji a mkate woyera ndi yokwanira, chifukwa kuphweka kumakhala kosavuta kukwaniritsa zotsatira zomwe mukufuna.Mutha kuyesanso mkate wokhala ndi zoumba zoumba kapena njere - wolemba mabulogu m'modzi adachita bwino ndi mkate wa dzungu - osangosakaniza ma brownies ndi chilichonse chowonda.Njira ya chubu la mkate iyenera kukhala yosavuta, yofunika kwambiri.
Pamene mtanda uli wokonzeka, mopepuka mafuta chubu mkate ndi chivindikiro, lembani mtanda ndi kutseka chivindikiro.Mikateyi imawotcha molunjika m'machubu mu uvuni, zomwe zimawathandiza kuphulika.Kenako muyenera kudikirira maola ambiri opweteka mpaka mkatewo utazizira kwambiri kuti muchotse mkate woyipawo kuchokera ku tubular kutumphuka.
Mukaphika mkate wambiri kunyumba, ntchitoyo nthawi zina imawoneka yotopetsa - pambuyo pake, mkate wa mkate uli ndi maonekedwe ambiri, ndipo ambiri a iwo amadalira luso lanu.(Ngakhale kuti ndikutsimikiza kuti ndingathe kuluka tsitsi langa, mikate yanga nthawi zonse imawoneka ngati njoka zochepa zonyansa.) Koma kugwiritsa ntchito chubu la mkate kumathetsa vuto la nthawi ndi nthawi ndi kuphika mkate wamba, kutembenuza mkate kukhala luso lapamwamba.Maonekedwe amafunikira khama lochepa kwambiri, osati mawonekedwe apamwamba a mkate omwe amafunikira khama kwambiri.Magawo omwe amachokera ndi abwino kwa zokhwasula-khwasula zazing'ono, masangweji a mini kapena ngati maziko a zokhwasula-khwasula.
Kuwona mabatani owoneka modabwitsawa kumapereka chithunzithunzi chofunikira kwambiri cha serotonin, ndipo koposa zonse, mabanki a buledi atapachikidwa molunjika pafupi ndi mzake, ndi nyimbo ya chinsalu cha chivundikiro cha Album ya Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.Sindikunena kuti timitengo ta mkate tasintha moyo wanga, koma sindikunena kuti nawonso sanasinthe.Ngakhale adatulutsidwa zaka zoposa 20 zapitazo, zikuwoneka kuti pali mitundu yambiri yamitundu yomwe ilipo pa Etsy, eBay, ndi Amazon - fulumirani, ndinazindikira zambiri.
Monga momwe masewera awiri atsopano amasonyezera, sizochuluka za kuphunzira njira yeniyeni, koma za momwe mungasinthire moyo wanu.